52 One-Liners "Seinfeld" Fans Still Use On The Regular

Sweet Fancy Moses.

1. When you’re really peeved and trying to calm down:

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You know: Serenity Now. Insanity Later.

2. If somebody says that it feels like a Tuesday:

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3. Before you eat soup:

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4. Also this:

5. When you’re out and see someone’s dance moves that can best be described as “godawful”:

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6. When you feel out of touch with the latest trends:

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7. When you encounter a male idiot:

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8. When there’s a wait at a restaurant and you’re starving:

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Truer words have never been spoken.

9. If you’re really freaking hungry:

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10. If there’s not anything wrong with that:

11. When you’re speechless:

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12. Every single time you play tennis:

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13. If a friend smugly drops a high-sounding vocab word:

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14. And when your friend asks you to go to a social gathering you have no interest in attending:

15. If someone makes fun of what you’re reading:

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16. If someone says something that blows you away:

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17. When you tear up unexpectedly:

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18. If people from your separate and distinct social circles start hanging out together:

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Or, “You’re killing independent, George!”

19. Anytime you see a Jesus fish on a car:

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20. When someone has some really amazing talent and you pale in comparison:

21. Every single time you pass an Arby’s:

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22. For low talkers:

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23. For close talkers:

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24. For girls about guys:

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25. For guys (or girls) about girls:

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26. When you think it’s best to skip over some details of a story you’re telling:

(Sex or incriminating behavior, for example.) It’s more of a catchphrase, really, but it’s gotta be here.

27. If you see PDA, this Newman gem runs through your mind:

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28. And when someone won’t stop talking about the gym or their workouts, this is what you’re saying in your head:

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29. When someone talks about the dream they had last night, you honestly think of responding with this:

30. When people are talking about guys’ bodies:

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The female body, on the other hand, is a work of art.

31. If you’re being honest about your passions:

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32. What you use to justify lying:

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33. When you eat spicy chicken:

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34. When you eat shrimp:

35. Anytime you eat potatoes or cook potatoes:

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36. When you eat salad:

37. When you eat pretzels, see someone else eating pretzels, or see anything involving pretzels:

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And SO many more related to food.

38. When someone suggests that you confront another person:

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39. If someone refuses to show you a little common courtesy, this is going on in your head:

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40. When people ask why you’re single:

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(They’re all getting together because alcohol.)

41. If you’re told that you’re insane:

42. If you’re in a crowded public place, you’re thinking this:

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43. And if someone’s a jerk, you may not say this, but you’re definitely thinking it:

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44. If an apology is BS, you’d love to pull a George:

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45. When something goes extremely wrong:

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46. Anytime you hear the word “unprecedented”:

47. When your friend asks what you did all day at work:

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48. When people are talking about babies:

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49. When you catch yourself in the mirror looking rough:

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50. When you get mad, you cite George:

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This one’s a classic.

51. Before you take that first sip:

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52. And this:

And variations of it: king of the county, lord of the manor, queen of the castle.

And MANY, MANY, MANY more that you take great pride in using on a regular basis.

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So a round of applause to all of us speaking in Seinfeld-isms.

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25 years later and the show is still gold.

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