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    52 One-Liners "Seinfeld" Fans Still Use On The Regular

    Sweet Fancy Moses.

    1. When you're really peeved and trying to calm down:

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    You know: Serenity Now. Insanity Later.

    2. If somebody says that it feels like a Tuesday:

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    3. Before you eat soup:

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    4. Also this:

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    5. When you're out and see someone's dance moves that can best be described as "godawful":

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    6. When you feel out of touch with the latest trends:

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    7. When you encounter a male idiot:

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    8. When there's a wait at a restaurant and you're starving:

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    Truer words have never been spoken.

    9. If you're really freaking hungry:

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    10. If there's not anything wrong with that:

    11. When you're speechless:

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    12. Every single time you play tennis:

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    13. If a friend smugly drops a high-sounding vocab word:

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    14. And when your friend asks you to go to a social gathering you have no interest in attending:

    15. If someone makes fun of what you're reading:

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    16. If someone says something that blows you away:

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    17. When you tear up unexpectedly:

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    18. If people from your separate and distinct social circles start hanging out together:

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    Or, "You're killing independent, George!"

    19. Anytime you see a Jesus fish on a car:

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    20. When someone has some really amazing talent and you pale in comparison:

    21. Every single time you pass an Arby's:

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    22. For low talkers:

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    23. For close talkers:

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    24. For girls about guys:

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    25. For guys (or girls) about girls:

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    26. When you think it's best to skip over some details of a story you're telling:

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    (Sex or incriminating behavior, for example.) It's more of a catchphrase, really, but it's gotta be here.

    27. If you see PDA, this Newman gem runs through your mind:

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    28. And when someone won't stop talking about the gym or their workouts, this is what you're saying in your head:

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    29. When someone talks about the dream they had last night, you honestly think of responding with this:

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    30. When people are talking about guys' bodies:

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    The female body, on the other hand, is a work of art.

    31. If you're being honest about your passions:

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    32. What you use to justify lying:

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    33. When you eat spicy chicken:

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    34. When you eat shrimp:

    35. Anytime you eat potatoes or cook potatoes:

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    36. When you eat salad:

    37. When you eat pretzels, see someone else eating pretzels, or see anything involving pretzels:

    38. When someone suggests that you confront another person:

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    39. If someone refuses to show you a little common courtesy, this is going on in your head:

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    40. When people ask why you're single:

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    (They're all getting together because alcohol.)

    41. If you're told that you're insane:

    42. If you're in a crowded public place, you're thinking this:

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    43. And if someone's a jerk, you may not say this, but you're definitely thinking it:

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    44. If an apology is BS, you'd love to pull a George:

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    45. When something goes extremely wrong:

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    46. Anytime you hear the word "unprecedented":

    47. When your friend asks what you did all day at work:

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    48. When people are talking about babies:

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    49. When you catch yourself in the mirror looking rough:

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    50. When you get mad, you cite George:

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    This one's a classic.

    51. Before you take that first sip:

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    52. And this:

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    And variations of it: king of the county, lord of the manor, queen of the castle.

    And MANY, MANY, MANY more that you take great pride in using on a regular basis.

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    So a round of applause to all of us speaking in Seinfeld-isms.

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    25 years later and the show is still gold.