4. Peanut butter right from the jar
5. Marble rye
10. Deli meat
“I’ve cut slices so thin, I couldn’t even see them.”
“Salad’s got nuttin’ on this mutton!”
13. Muffin tops
14. Fat-free frozen yogurt
Or, more accurately, with-fat frozen yogurt.
17. Twix bars
“They’re all Twix! It was a setup! A setup I tell ya! And you’ve ruined it! You’ve all screwed me again! Now, gimme one! Gimme a Twix!”
19. Fusilli pasta
You say, chocolate syrup. I say, George’s ATM code.
“Cinnamon takes a backseat to no babka!”
“What am I supposed to do with all this paella?!”
37. Anything from Arby’s
38. Spicy mustard
“Spicy mustard…woohoho…you are hot tonight!”
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