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34 Signs You Are Actually Selina Meyer From "Veep"

"Stick a thermometer up Washington's ass. See how much heat I just created."

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1. You have a deep and profound respect for your superiors.

2. You also have the ability to remain calm and collected during times of crisis.

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3. You call 'em like you see 'em.

4. Your command of language is unrivaled.

5. In fact, some might say your use of profanity is quite poetic. They would be right.

6. You will not be judged by plebeians for your life choices.

7. You possess some virtues (maybe), but patience is not one of them.

8. You're also not big on crowds.

9. Or people in general.

10. But forgiveness? That is something you embrace.

11. You're excellent at giving directions to the people around you.

12. You're always willing to offer constructive feedback...

13. ...and a wealth of helpful suggestions.

14. Food is one of your true loves...

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15. ...but you also recognize that even the things we love have their limitations.

16. Younger generations would benefit immensely from your wisdom.

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17. Mainly because you have a comprehensive understanding of how the world works.

18. You refuse to let anyone steal your look.

19. Especially since you work so hard to convey an image of power and strength at all times.

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20. Your insight and critical eye give you great advantages, like the ability to keenly point out the flaws in modern technology.

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21. You're upfront about what you want...

22. ...and even more direct about what you don't want.

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23. You approach problems in a rational, well-thought-out way.

24. This aptly describes your attitude toward most things in life.

25. Your greatest weapon? Your sophistication.

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26. Followed closely by your mastery of the art of bullshitting.

27. In fact, you're head and shoulders above everyone else around you.

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And if you had your way, you literally would be.

28. Which means you constantly find yourself having to put peasants in their place...

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29. ...and knock some sense into them.

30. You do not take anyone's shit.

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31. Because above everything, you aspire to greatness.

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32. So despite the fact that life sometimes knocks you down...

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33. ...you (usually) triumph because you are pure fire.

34. And you damn well know it.

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