22 Reasons To Celebrate Jessy Being 22

Today Jessy is ~22 years old~. Here are some of her finest qualities, accomplishments, flaws, etc etc

1. She is the sweatiest person you will ever meet

Via facebook.com

2. She is cute n fun, fun n cute

No one can really pull off tevas and socks, but she sure comes close

3. She is friends with strong women

s/o to shiah

4. She IS a strong woman

Not afraid to take a stand/dress up as a freed nipple

5. She brunches better than anyone

RIP crios

6. She cries in inappropriate public places

this is her crying in a closet. she has also cried in a mcdonalds, a movie theater, whole foods, outside our building, and outside a cabaret.

7. She takes an hour to poop

8. She embraces park culture and queer time better than anyone you know

9. Her dad is great

How could someone like her NOT have a great dad

10. Her mom is great

Mara is a mac n cheese/twitter aficionado

11. She is always down for theme parties

#tbt fur vests and snapbacks, graphic t's and blaser, all black

12. She is GREAT with directions

if you want to test your friendship with someone, we highly recommend the Paris metro

13. She is great at crashing bachelor parties

14. She is a comedienne

go to receSs shows or check out her stand up, both are kind of funny

15. She is ALWAYS classy

16. She is a heartbreaker

sorry nate

17. Even Hanes look great on her

or so she says

18. She is a chill cool easy girl

look out olivia wilde

19. She is (almost) an educated college grad

fingers crossed

20. Her European Aesthetic is now more mature

21. She is a hot, chill celery girl

Look at how ease she is with nature and vegetables

22. She is my best friend

GROSS