"Excuse me? Do you know who I am?""Come on, you can't be serious.""All right, let's take it down a notch.""NOT cool.""Really?""I deserve this."
Myself.My loving partner.Not sure, I'm usually the one people go to.My really cool uncle.I'd figure it out myself.Anyone who will listen.
Looking at myself in the mirror.Working.Getting a massage.Going on a date.Hanging out at a bar.Watching TV.
The one I already have.Lawyer.Parent.Being a contestant on the bachelor/bachelorette.I just want to be in a position of power.Anywhere that pays.
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