"how would you feel if someone died on your floor right now?""All my friends from home think I look like that dog""Do you want some? They're really succulent right now""Look how tall this man is compared to me""I don't speak alcohol, I kind of just intake it""I'm just stretching you guys"*sings 23 on repeat*
A perfect white peachPizzaBagels!!CantaloupeFortune CookiesGoat cheese, almond, and cranberry dip from Crushed RedBeer
Intern at a local doctor's officeCamp counselorGuest writer for the Mindy ProjectIntern for the State DepartmentIntern for AEO marketing departmentSinging professionally in EuropeFarming
Soulja Boy (Tell Em) by Soulja BoyOh Where is My Hairbrush by LarryThe Joker by Steve Miller BandThe entire album ANTI by RihannaBroccoli - D.R.A.M.Angel by Sarah McLaughlinthe entire Pitch Perfect soundtrack
Barack ObamaMy dad...Mr. RogersBill NyeTim Allen from Home ImprovementGuy FieriDumbledore
BeerMinday LahiriMindy KalingOT (no, that's not Overtime, Olive)Condolezza RiceMad (wo)Men but like more wholesomeFreud but better
AHSVeggie Tales tbhArcherPitch Perfectany DCOMArrested Developmentyou think I have time for that? lol
bye, bitchstop.haha byeeee*deep voice* peace!you can't escape meOh, good day fine sirliterally what are you
Which Nugget Are You?
Are you always giggling? Reply snap!! You are fun loving and effervescent. There is never a dull moment with you. You're the nugget with the best dance moves and the biggest smile.
So you agree? You think you're funny. Not only are you the funniest nugget in the Happy Meal, but you're the sleepiest too. Do you find yourself falling asleep in the middle of tasks? Has your roommate come home and thought you were awake because your phone was on in front of your face? You might ACTUALLY be Olivia then. Congratulations! You're probably the funniest member of your #girlsquad and you're definitely going to end up on SNL someday.
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" - Wayne Gretsky - Michael Scott If these are words you live by, you definitely got the right result. Chances are you love food, travel, and knowing the strangest facts around. Do you want to pretty much rule the world? Is most of your closet just chic pantsuits? Sounds about right. You're compassionate and intuitive and ~affable~ at all times. Now get back to studying because you're definitely procrastinating like 12 papers right now.
Honestly, you're probably humming to yourself right now. You are a musical genius with the impressive vocal skillz to boot. You might look like a puppy, but it like works for you (???). You're low key a genius and you have like a weirdly high amount of friends. You are both fun and ~flirty~ at all times.
You have your shit together. Your friends may not see you for days on end, but the library sure does. You bring life to every situation and you take time to get to know people on a deeper level. You are an inspiration to many and a friend to all. You may want to be a doctor, but wherever you end up you'll for sure be helping someone because how could you not with your insane levels of compassion.
Okay, low key you're the weirdest nugget. You secretly have the MOST energy in the 7-pack. Everyday is a gift when you're around. Your Acapella's rival Pitch Perfect which is a movie you also happen to know every word (and note) to. You are quiet but your humor is deadly. We bout to turn up now.
Wow. No. There is no way you got this. Honestly, you are probably the most sarcastic friend in your group. You are the mom no one asked for, or expected but it kind of works sometime. You own the most unique costume pieces of the squad and are always trying to get people to wear a bucket hat with you. You are probably obsessed with both Guy Fieri and Tom Selleck. You are the weirdest mix of things and rarely make sense. You give about 0.5 shits and you have a weird major.