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What America Would Be Like With Donald Trump As President

Donald Trump's running for President of the United States as a Republican candidate. And since he's now a frontrunner, to many people's surprise, let's see how America would be like with Mr Trump as its leader.

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No (Mexican) Immigrants

Imagine Desperate Housewives without Gaby.Donald Trump's parents are of German and Scottish descent. Nevertheless, Mr Trump's position in his Presidential campaign is led by his (Anti)-Immigration Reform. He says: "A nation without borders is not a nation" and that "there must be a wall across the southern border". And guess what, he wants to "Make Mexico Pay For The Wall", because the American taxpayer has paid enough already to sustain Mexico's illegal immigrants. And here's the most interesting thing - he wants to end birthright citizenship, because as he says, "this remains the biggest magnet for illegal immigration" and quoting Harry Reid, adds that "'no sane country' would give automatic citizenship to the children of illegal immigrants".

Imagine Desperate Housewives without Gaby.

Donald Trump's parents are of German and Scottish descent. Nevertheless, Mr Trump's position in his Presidential campaign is led by his (Anti)-Immigration Reform. He says: "A nation without borders is not a nation" and that "there must be a wall across the southern border". And guess what, he wants to "Make Mexico Pay For The Wall", because the American taxpayer has paid enough already to sustain Mexico's illegal immigrants.

And here's the most interesting thing - he wants to end birthright citizenship, because as he says, "this remains the biggest magnet for illegal immigration" and quoting Harry Reid, adds that "'no sane country' would give automatic citizenship to the children of illegal immigrants".

No Ugly Women

Imagine a world populated with models only.Donald Trump recently said in a New York Times interview that supermodel Heidi Klum is "no longer a 10".Mr Trump clearly likes women young, thin and beautiful, and once they pass their 'expiration date', they're no longer of interesting to him. Hmmm, wondering what America's streets would be like populated by 17-year-old models only.
Via top-fashion-models.info

Imagine a world populated with models only.

Donald Trump recently said in a New York Times interview that supermodel Heidi Klum is "no longer a 10".

Mr Trump clearly likes women young, thin and beautiful, and once they pass their 'expiration date', they're no longer of interesting to him.

Hmmm, wondering what America's streets would be like populated by 17-year-old models only.

No Menstruation

Imagine a world with no tampon ads.Fox journalist Megyn Kelly (yes, the one who argued that Santa Claus must be nothing but a white man) put Mr Trump to the wall with her question on why "he has called women 'fat pigs, dogs, slobs and disgusting animals'". Trump went on and blamed presenter's moody attitude on the fact that she must have been on her period. He said “You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever”.He then Tweeted: “Re Megyn Kelly quote: ‘you could see there was blood coming out of her eyes, blood coming out of her wherever’ (NOSE). Just got on w/thought.”Now, if America gets him as President, women will stop menstruating, for the fear of being judged for all the wrong reasons.
Via adsoftheworld.com

Imagine a world with no tampon ads.

Fox journalist Megyn Kelly (yes, the one who argued that Santa Claus must be nothing but a white man) put Mr Trump to the wall with her question on why "he has called women 'fat pigs, dogs, slobs and disgusting animals'". Trump went on and blamed presenter's moody attitude on the fact that she must have been on her period. He said “You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever”.

He then Tweeted: “Re Megyn Kelly quote: ‘you could see there was blood coming out of her eyes, blood coming out of her wherever’ (NOSE). Just got on w/thought.”

Now, if America gets him as President, women will stop menstruating, for the fear of being judged for all the wrong reasons.

No "Bad Hair" Day

Imagine a world where you don't care how your hair looks like.Donald Trump's (in)famous for his hair.You cannot go below this standard!
Via news.limbiq.com

Imagine a world where you don't care how your hair looks like.

Donald Trump's (in)famous for his hair.

You cannot go below this standard!

No Failure

Imagine a world where following your American Dream is as easy as pie.Donald Trump encourages young people to become as successful as he is. He says: "If I can do it, you can".If Mr Trump becomes President, and all youngsters will look up to him, maybe eventually they will also wake up with a $40 million inheritance at their doors and a bunch of successful applications for governmental financing programs.
Via selectivism.com

Imagine a world where following your American Dream is as easy as pie.

Donald Trump encourages young people to become as successful as he is. He says: "If I can do it, you can".

If Mr Trump becomes President, and all youngsters will look up to him, maybe eventually they will also wake up with a $40 million inheritance at their doors and a bunch of successful applications for governmental financing programs.

No Racism

Imagine a world where it doesn't matter if you're white, black, yellow or brown.Mr Trump can give you this world.In an interview for Albany's Talk Radio, Donald Trump said: "I've always had a great relationship with the blacks".Nothing more to say there, bro.
Via stltoday.com

Imagine a world where it doesn't matter if you're white, black, yellow or brown.

Mr Trump can give you this world.

In an interview for Albany's Talk Radio, Donald Trump said: "I've always had a great relationship with the blacks".

Nothing more to say there, bro.

No History Class in Schools

Imagine a world where you don't have to do your History homework, because there's no History class to teach!In his speech announcing he's running for President, Donald Trump asked this question - "When did we beat Japan at anything?" - citing auto sales and referring to the fact that the US hasn't had any victories for a long time now.He forgot about the WWII, though.
Via en.wikipedia.org

Imagine a world where you don't have to do your History homework, because there's no History class to teach!

In his speech announcing he's running for President, Donald Trump asked this question - "When did we beat Japan at anything?" - citing auto sales and referring to the fact that the US hasn't had any victories for a long time now.

He forgot about the WWII, though.

No Boredom

Imagine a world where making fun of Donald Trump will turn into making fun of PRESIDENT Donald Trump. Fuuun!During a Daily Show episode, Jon Stewart called Donald Trump a #FuckfaceVonClownstick. Donald Trump did NOT get the joke.
Via trumpshaker.org

Imagine a world where making fun of Donald Trump will turn into making fun of PRESIDENT Donald Trump. Fuuun!

During a Daily Show episode, Jon Stewart called Donald Trump a #FuckfaceVonClownstick.

Donald Trump did NOT get the joke.

Thank you for reading. Here, have a butt plug.

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