6. Little gold chains:
Original bling. Before Puff Daddy spit a verse or 2 Chainz got a link, your dad was rocking gold.
Pleats are great! They create the illusion that Dad’s legs have a hard, spiny ridge running from his waist to his ankles.
10. Lounge layers:
Dad loves to be comfortable. More layers = more comfort. It’s science. Dad science.
12. Egregious pattern mismatch:
Dad might actually be trolling us this time.