If fashion trends repeat, why not get ahead of the curve and rock this retro staple?
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Booyah! It's a goatee.
The evolution of the beard begins with the soul patch, which evolves into the goatee...and then into bold new territories.
Keep balm and carry on.
Old Spice Beard Balm is thicker than oil (whoa!) and softer than gel, so it will moisturize your beard while giving it some shape and structure.
Drop it on after washing your whiskers.
Beard oil is like the cherry on top of a bearded self-care sundae. After you've lathered and washed, conditioned, and balmed, it's time to plop a drop of Old Spice Beard Oil to your mane.
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At least once a week.
Look, all beards are different and require different #selfcareroutines. Wash however often makes your beard look like majesty, just at least do it weekly. For your beard.
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Merp. It's a pizza.
We've all been there before. Maybe it's a drop of marinara or, for our Midwestern folks, a glob of ranch.
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There ain't no dad gum Beard, Oregon!
Though the state is in abudance of bearded beauties, you'd have to go to Texas, Indiana, or West Virginia to find the holy grail — the city of Beard.
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LOL. Get outta here, emperor tamarin!
Sure, you got a reallly frickin' sweet 'stache, but you lack that beardyness your fellow bearded collie, bearded dragon, and bearded seal possess. Beardless boy, bye.
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