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11 Signs You're At The Mercy Of The 3 P.M. Slump

Feeling a little less than unstoppable? Grab a nutritious snack like Dannon Oikos Greek nonfat yogurt to help keep you going.

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Let's start with a definition.

The 3 p.m. slump occurs when you are both tired and stimulated, both lazy and full of frantic energy, and generally lack an attention span or the ability to concentrate. Doing work is absolutely out of the question, and yet, there you are, at...work. You might be within the grasp of the 3 p.m. slump if:
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The 3 p.m. slump occurs when you are both tired and stimulated, both lazy and full of frantic energy, and generally lack an attention span or the ability to concentrate. Doing work is absolutely out of the question, and yet, there you are, at...work.

You might be within the grasp of the 3 p.m. slump if:

1. You are six months deep into a stranger's profile pictures.

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Stop yourself at once.

2. You have the distinct feeling that you're jet-lagged, but you like aren't.

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AKA: You are falling over.

3. You've taken to disguising yourself and aimlessly wandering around the office.

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Maybe it'll help you focus. Let's be real, LOL, it won't.

4. You are officially in an internet video hole.

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The subject: KITTENS.

5. Your extreme caffeine intake has made you severely unstable.

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6. Like, no, seriously, you need to stop drinking coffee immediately.

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It's gone too far.

7. The few hours left in the day honestly feel like Mt. Everest.

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And you have no experience in climbing ice death traps.

8. You suddenly feel that you must clean your keyboard.

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9. You can no longer do basic math.

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Oh, no. This is bad.

10. Also: You have lost the ability to speak the English language.

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"UH..."

11. You're feeling a little...hangry.

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Sounds like it's time to grab a spoon.

Help keep the momentum going with Oikos Greek Nonfat Yogurt and tackle your 3 p.m. slump like Cam Newton.

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