ohsamantha

OhSamantha

My name is Samantha. I feed squirrels.

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OhSamantha commented on 24 Super-Creepy Places In The US You’ve Probably Never Heard Of
"You got raccoons having sex in the attic." This cracked me up so much, both because I can almost hear the matter of fact manner this should be stated in and because I'm away of the terrifying sorts of noises a pair of raccoons can make (mine were angry and trapped in a chimney,…
10/24/2019
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OhSamantha commented on 24 Super-Creepy Places In The US You’ve Probably Never Heard Of
What, no Chittenden, Vermont, spirit capital of the universe? Or is that really too obscure?
10/21/2019
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OhSamantha commented on People Are Sharing The "Dumbest" Way They've Accidentally Injured Themselves
The day before my 30th birthday, I was picking up toys and caught my foot on one of those rotten twisty bead toys. I lucked out that we’d just installed safety straps on the tv earlier that day, barely missed slamming my face into the tv stand, and took out the baby gate, all the…
10/16/2019
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OhSamantha commented on 18 Moments That Prove "Coraline” Is Actually A Horror Movie
My daughter both loves and is terrified of this movie. We still have to turn it off half way through.
10/16/2019
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OhSamantha commented on A Guy Complained He Had "30-50 Feral Hogs" In His Yard During A Debate About US Gun Laws And Now It's A Giant Meme
Get a donkey, a pair of guinea fowl, and a fence. Problem solved. Your neighbours will probably hate you, the guinea fowl will definitely hate you, but absolutely nothing will ever enter your property again. I lived in the damned boonies for 16 years. Nothing was more effective than…
8/6/2019
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OhSamantha commented on Billie Eilish Says 27 Is "Too Old" And I Am Honestly RATTLED
Eh, I remember being 17 and thinking I’d never be 27 either. It seemed like an eternity away. I obviously wasn’t delusional about ageing nor was I planning to kick off at 26, but it seemed like an eternity and it was hard to see myself anything more than 20 or 21. Similarly, I could…
8/1/2019
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OhSamantha commented on 15 "I Caught My Parents Having Sex" Stories That Will Honestly Make You Cringe
A gaggle of 16 year olds watching 50 Shades of Grey is not the same as late primary/early middle school sleepovers, just saying.
7/31/2019
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OhSamantha commented on Eight Of These Berries Will Poison You. Can You Pick The One That Won't?
Elderberries are not toxic—they make lovely jam and are excellent on pancakes. Neither is the flesh of the yew berry, though don't go and eat it to prove a point. The rest of the yew is highly toxic.
7/28/2019
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OhSamantha commented on 19 Money-Saving “Hacks” From “Extreme Cheapskates” That’ll Leave You Either Impressed Or Mortified
I've been doing mine in the middle of the night forever mainly because I have insomnia. I'm going to tell everyone it's because I'm saving money from now on.
7/23/2019
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OhSamantha commented on 17 Reality Contestants Spilled The Beans About The Shows They Were On And OMG
I don't care how fake Ghost Adventures is. My cat is terrified of the show and will sit on the TV stand, looking at my husband or me, mewing plaintively for reassurance that nothing is going to haunt her. We have to mute commercials for it.
7/21/2019
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