Extra upvote because seriously!
Response to 26 Scottish Dads Literally Just Being Dads:
Yes, yes, they do. And they are indeed the stuff of nightmares, even from the wearer’s vantagepoint.
Response to 25 Products That Are Creepy As Fuck:
I actually own #16, except they’re stainless steel. They were my grandfather’s from the 1960s-ish and every single holiday, I park those ladies on the table for the sheer joy of horrifying any new guests. That and they actually work incredibly well; all the other ones have gone wobbly or started slipping and catching fingers or just broken.