1. The age-old excuse of, "The sun was in my eyes."
2. The classic, "The rain made everything slippery."
3. "Conditions were crazy. It was impossible to get from point A to point B."
4. "The waves today were just ridiculous."
5. "I really thought it was supposed to be cloudy."
6. "Like, much cloudier than it was."
7. "With that said... yes, I knew I should wear sunglasses."
8. "Suddenly, the wind was blowing at me so hard."
Oof.
9. "There was a weird atmospheric pressure shift."
"Maybe altitude sickness too."
10. "It's global warming. That's what it is."
11. "Plant life isn't what it used to be."
12. "I got a bug in my eye."
13. "Gravity's been weird lately."
14. "Everywhere I step, it seems — danger."
15. "Earth is out to get me!"
