11 Ways To Drink Like A Girl Scout

Finally, you can cut your co-worker's kid out of your cookie-based cycle of vice and self loathing. Plus shots! It's hard being a grown-up.

1. Samoa Jello Shot

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You swore off jello shots after that weird night at the Rotary Club when you woke up with a french braids and a stranger's scrunchie. But this classy little guy is too tempting.

2. Thin Mint Shot

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They call it a "Dirty Girl Scout Shot"... does that mean it has olive brine in it? I'm still going to drink it if you say yes.

3. Samoa Girl Scout Cookie Shot

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In this one, a torch is used to toast the coconut. So be sure your sash has a fire safety badge before you start. Also, please don't steal girl scout badge sashes.

4. Tipsy Tagalong

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You already drank the two in the background, which might be why the box is so blurry.

5. Spiked Trefoil Milkshake

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Make sure all the Brownies at the troop meeting know that aunt Janice's milkshake has grownup juice in it.

6. Thin Mint-ini

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Try not to be disgusting while you run your tongue around the rim of this one. People can see you.

7. Spiked Tagalong Milkshake

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You deserve this.

8. Spiked Do-si-do Milkshake

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You saved the straw from the last milkshake because it still had flavor in it? Good move. You get a badge for being frugal.

9. Samoa Cookie Cocktail

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Observe how important it is to leave a cookie trail to your drink so you can find it later. E.T. kept eating those Reese's Pieces because he couldn't remember where he set his Sloe Gin Fizz.

10. Do-si-do Martini

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Weren't you just saying you wanted to drink out of more frosted glassware?

11. Savannah Smiles Lemontini

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After this one you can cut up that lemon and do samoa body shots. Quick! Get back to no. 3!