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10 Reasons Why You Should Visit The Phaiakians!

Disclaimer: I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INJURIES CAUSED BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT ODYSSEUS. TAKE THIS LIST WITH APPREHENSION IF YOU'RE NOT ODYSSEUS.

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2. The Blind Bard sings!

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He's a very good singer. He might make you cry

5. People call you out

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Someone such as Euryalos will call you out on your discuss throwing abilities.

6. You see Odysseus fight Euryalos

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*That was a one time thing, it won't happen again.

7. They have even more singing after the games

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Except this time the bard sings stories about the gods.

8. Gifts for you!

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You'll even get a sword as an "I'm sorry" from Euryalos.

9. A nice warm bath with your own storyteller

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Trust me, it's not creepy. They all do it this way, right?

11. Moral of the book

If you don't want to do something, don't do it. If you're called out, don't have the hubris to do something you don't want to do.

12. Thank you to:

Julian as Euryalos and Julian's brother, Victor as the blind bard

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