14 Ridiculous Things You Could Buy If You Had All The Money In The World

It's gotta go somewhere, right? What would you buy if you had more cash than you knew what to do with? Win Cash4Life, and you'll receive $1,000 a day for the rest of your life — so start thinking!

1. A full-size replica of the Iron Throne from Game of Thrones:

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Why sit on shoddy, regular chairs when you can rule over the Seven Kingdoms with this baby?

Cost: $34,051

2. 18 carat gold earbuds:

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Just don't pull these out on the subway.

Cost: $14,500

3. A hyperrealistic Walter White mask:

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You need this.

Cost: $41,400

4. Bacon-flavored toothpaste:

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The only toothpaste fit for a millionaire.

Cost: $6.04

5. A waterproof TV:

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Because no rich person should have to go five minutes without television.

Cost: $1,400

6. A car-crushing tank experience:

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Drive a Tank offers packages which allow you to drive a tank, fire machine guns, and destroy automobiles — a precious life experience which all desire, but only some will achieve.

Cost: $998

7. A paper model of Monica Geller's apartment:

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Friends may have ended 10 years ago, but the fun doesn't have to! This diorama includes Monica's yellow cleaning gloves, Phoebe's guitar, Joey's sandwich, and all six characters (among other things).

Cost: $210

8. A personal submarine:

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Yes — the coolest thing ever exists and is for sale.

Cost: $2,000,000

9. This painting:

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Because you'd have a lot of spare money, and this is awesome.

Cost: $90

10. The Pedal Pub™:

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This vehicle accommodates up to 17 people who work together to pedal around town and drink each other under the table. Enough said.

Cost: $40,000

11. A gold piggy bank:

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"Lovingly cast from the mould of a real deceased piglet," apparently.

Cost: $306.49

12. A giant chandelier made of Gummi Bears:

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Because duh.

Cost: $6,500.00

13. A dog treadmill:

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Throw some kibble in the bowl, and Lucky will get his daily cardio — or you could just walk him.

Cost: $989.77

14. Upside-down Christmas tree:

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The ultimate "I have more money than I know what to do with" purchase.

Cost: $792

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