America’s Got Talent is back at it again, making me question what my true talents are. Fourteen-year-old contortionist Sofie Dossi just impressed us all with her bending and twisting. It's totally no big deal…WAIT JK:
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She fell in love with contortion when she watched a video of it one day and then just tried it. You know, casual.
I mean, she already has the audience wowed, shocked, and astonished.
So, she begins by playing a little peek-a-boo with all of us, and trust me, it only gets better.
Like how? Are you all sure there aren’t two people on the stage? She’s playing with my emotions !
And let's just take a second to admire her French manicure, like DAYUM girl.
But, this is taking a lot of her energy, so she decides to take a little break and have a snack.
SURE THIS IS TOTALLY CASUAL.
I AM QUESTIONING MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE. SHE’S ONLY 14!?!?!
I can't even do a push-up without falling flat on my face.
And this is how I normally slide into someone's DMs.
But for the grand finale, Nick grabs her a bow and arrow so she can finish slaying all of our lives, right?
NOPE, NOPE, NOPE, she just goes into a backbend, aims, shoots…
...and completely NAILS her target.
And then so gracefully bows like she didn't just SLAY the entire game.
