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    Posted on Jun 30, 2016

    This Teen Girl Is A Crazy Contortionist And Will Make Your Back Hurt Just Looking At Her

    *Schedules back massage appointment*

    America’s Got Talent is back at it again, making me question what my true talents are. Fourteen-year-old contortionist Sofie Dossi just impressed us all with her bending and twisting. It's totally no big deal…WAIT JK:

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    She fell in love with contortion when she watched a video of it one day and then just tried it. You know, casual.

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    I mean, she already has the audience wowed, shocked, and astonished.

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    So, she begins by playing a little peek-a-boo with all of us, and trust me, it only gets better.

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    Y’all...MY BACK.

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    Like how? Are you all sure there aren’t two people on the stage? She’s playing with my emotions!

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    And let's just take a second to admire her French manicure, like DAYUM girl.

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    But, this is taking a lot of her energy, so she decides to take a little break and have a snack.

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    SURE THIS IS TOTALLY CASUAL.

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    I AM QUESTIONING MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE. SHE’S ONLY 14!?!?!

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    I can't even do a push-up without falling flat on my face.

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    And this is how I normally slide into someone's DMs.

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    But for the grand finale, Nick grabs her a bow and arrow so she can finish slaying all of our lives, right?

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    NOPE, NOPE, NOPE, she just goes into a backbend, aims, shoots…

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    ...and completely NAILS her target.

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    And then so gracefully bows like she didn't just SLAY the entire game.

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