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    Amy Schumer Took Over Someone Else's Tinder And It Was Hilarious

    "A guitar in the picture is a big red flag."

    Imagine Amy Schumer taking over your Tinder for 10 minutes...shit would get real. For Schumer's latest Vanity Fair article, she spent some time on a stranger's Tinder account and it was pretty fucking hilarious.

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    Stealing Andrea's Tinder, Amy had all the control on what was about to go down.

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    Our first match, Michael, claimed to be “35” and was an immediate left-swipe. Amy's first piece of advice: Never talk to a guy who has a guitar in his profile picture, because it’s a “you’re just trying to get pussy at a party” move.

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    After scrolling through the pictures of the next guy, James, Amy made him her first right-swipe...

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    ...and it was a match!

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    Sidebar: Guys who are close to their mothers and into charity work might be secret dirtbags.

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    Sorry, Ryan.

    She then found Thomas, a 38-year-old firefighter.

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    Sounds hot right? Andrea clearly wasn't feeling it.

    After scrolling through his pictures, both were completely sold when Thomas had a picture of himself…in his uniform…with a kitten.

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    Someone ring the alarm, cause Thomas is on fire.

    Thomas and Andrea were a match! So, Amy messaged Thomas, not expecting a response…

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    …but he did answer and was all about lighting up Andrea’s fiya.

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    Amy then decided to share a little too much information about how Andrea was doing…

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    ...Good thing Thomas was a nurse.

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    Marry this man, Andrea!

    Finally over Schumer’s antics, Thomas declined the invite to get drunk with Andrea at 2 p.m. Safe to say that Andrea won’t be deleting her Tinder account anytime soon…

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    ...and Amy Schumer is not good at playing Cupid.

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