Fistbumping: It’s not for everyone. Source
“The five best rappers alive are: Salazar, Salazar, Salazar, Salazar and Salazar.” Source
Did the President take an awkward pill? Source
Daley loved playing the invisible harp, and the President loved not being able to hear it. Source
“Dammit man, we have serious work to do in here. The cuteness is just staggering.” Source
“Wow. Think of the size of the teleprompter that guy needs…” Source
“Guys, let’s never drop acid near this painting again.” Source
Just then, the angry baby made its move. Source
The woman in the red dress is having a middle school flashback. Source
Donilon had no problem hypnotizing Obama, but he could only get Panetta to sneeze. Source CORRECTION: A previous version of this fictional caption incorrectly identified National Security Advisor Tom Donilon as White House Chief of Staff Bill Daley. Thanks to @kanerane2001.
“Why yes, I have been working out a little.” Source
“Really? Jean shorts are back?” Source
Barack Obama does not believe you caught a fish that big. Source
“In response to your question: No, John Brennan does not like them apples. Not one bit.” Source
To his horror, no one seemed to notice as she slid a hand around his waist and bit him in the collarbone. Source
“Wait, wait, wait: Let’s see if treasury bills come out of his nose.” Source
“I may be the lousiest cabinet Secretary, but at least I’ve got water pressure in my shower.” Source
Pete Souza Dignity Watch Source
“Quit giving me that look, Josh. You’re not getting this strawberry until you give Knoller his Slurpee.” Source
- A newly unearthed Homeland Security report contradicts Donald Trump's travel ban, saying country of origin is not a reliable indicator of terrorism.
- A draft of an Obamacare repeal plan was released that would strip many benefits and taxes from the healthcare law, while blocking federal funds from Planned Parenthood.
- Time to change your passwords: Uber and Fitbit are among the millions of websites that may have been compromised 🔐
- A billboard in North Carolina that claims "Real men provide. Real women appreciate it," has sparked controversy across the country 👀
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