2. 2. You’ve texted your friends for a diagnosis.
This counts as getting it checked out right?
5. 4. You found your doctor on Yelp.
You don’t drop your pants for anyone under 4 stars.
7. 6. It’s easier for you to set up a 500-person event on Facebook than it is to view your insurance policy.
Asking where you had your first kiss is crossing the line into Creepytown…
13. …but come on, you live in a world where you can get a status update on your pizza from bed.
15. …you would NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT.
- Ted Cruz said Trump's list of potential Supreme Court nominees spurred his decision to endorse his former opponent.