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1.A collection of cute hair clips that'll glamorize your look with the click of a clasp. Yes, there are a lot in the set but you won't risk losing a clip!
2.Novel-themed black teas tagged with classic literary quotes so you can lose yourself in old eras, characters, and stories with a hot cup of rich, flavorful tea. The real world just doesn't cut it.
3.A lovely 48-pack Japanese stationery set so you can bring back the art of letter-writing. It's so pretty though you may not want to send them to anyone at all.
4.A pack of cat magnets, so ridiculously cute they should be illegal. And they are. For others to take.
5.A jewelry cleaning brush that'll make polishing your precious stones simple, quick and almost like magic. Though it's cheap, it'll get rid of the clouding dirt and make your gems look like a million bucks again.
6.A set of way-too-cute cat-shaped sticky notes you can use as bookmarks, memos, reminders...these cuties will be here to help!
7.A super adorable Totoro figurine to guard you through the night and make you smile every time you see it. You'll be darned if you're giving this to anyone else.
8.An animal egg separator that's so cute and useful it'll make you excited for the unexciting act of separating egg yolks from egg whites. Prepare to make everyone jealous about your creative gadgets.
9.An oven mitt to make cooking and baking a lot more fun and full of attitude. As it should be.
10.An incredibly funny book of cocktail recipes based on famous novels. Indulge yourself with endless literary jokes, witty comments, fun recipes, and titles like The Pitcher of Dorian Grey Goose until you're just squealing with delight.
12.A cute little card that'll be loved by anyone you give it to. Or, you know, you could just keep it for yourself. Because who said you can't chick out yourself?
13.A vampire garlic mincer that I will judge you for if you don't get because this is the best personification of a pun. Give him a name and watch out for any vampire slayers if you know what I mean. Read: thieves.
14.A silk sleep mask for a luxurious sleep experience that you and only you will have.
15.A hilarious and ironic coffee table book about existential problems for all sorts of beings. If you're a dinosaur, all your friends are dead. If you're a tree, all your friends are furniture. It's a book all your friends will want to take home and read.
16.A set of funny ceramic plant pots to keep in your home or office space. Yes, there's more than one but to each their own!
17.A combo pack of 16 K-beauty sheet masks that are said to contain vitamin E and collagen for plump, hydrated skin. They target different concerns so you can choose whichever one your skin needs that day, kick back, and let the mask do its work. All 16 of them.
18.A hilariously macabre Wicked Witch of the East bookmark. With those stripy legs and famous red shoes that anyone would find eye-catching, your fellow readers will def ask to borrow it.
19.A pack of Cosrx pimple patches to slap onto those pesky zits. I swear by this brand — they are both effective and fast-working. You won't want to tell anyone you have extras.
20.A TonyMoly peach hand cream that'll nourish dry hands and cuticles and soften rough skin with peach extract and shea butter. With such cute packaging, you won't want to share.
22.A rose salve lip balm you'll probably have to buy two tins of in case the other one disappears because it's just that great.
23.Glossier Cloud Paint Blush that'll tint your skin with a healthy and pretty flush of color that's sheer, blendable, and buildable. It's formulated with collagen so it plumps and hydrates your skin with a dose of moisture. Your sister might steal this one so be careful.
24.A flexible reading light to lessen the strain on your eyes so you can pull all-nighters reading your favorite books in complete darkness.
25.A mini screaming goat figure., so you can have your own desktop version of those viral screaming goat videos you love. Press the button to hear it shriek and make everyone around you either laugh or jump in surprise. They'll all wonder where you got it!
26.A dermatologist-tested dry shampoo for your clothes (yes, your clothes) for those days when they're not quite ready to wash but need a little pick-me-up. It also gets rid of creases. No more over-washing!
27.A foot spa with heat bubbles and massaging rollers to truly treat your tired feet and get some relief from the week's stress.
28.And a reversible cool gel memory foam pillow that'll support your head, neck, and shoulders, and absorbs heat so you can enjoy a comfortable night of sleep every night.
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