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    26 Products For People Who Aren't All That Friendly

    Because not everyone has a heart now, do they?

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    1. A Grumpy Cat wall calendar full of funny phrases and photographs for a perpetually cranky sourpuss like yourself.

    2. An appropriately themed journal for whenever you feel vexed with work so you have a place to put down all your frustrations and how you'd like to give Betty a piece of your mind because she stole your lunch.

    3. A coffee mug you'll just be itching to give to your worst enemy and by worst enemy, I mean that one kid in third grade who borrowed your favorite pen and then never gave it back.

    4. A chapbook called The House of The Man That Died — it's a darker variation on the classic children's story, The House That Jack Built and shows the cruelty of life and death. Because taking a children's story and making it super tragic sounds right up your alley.

    5. A "welcome" mat that'll be more of an "unwelcome" mat for all your guests, really.

    6. An LOL-worthy (but probably true) ghost enamel pin to use on your jacket, cap, or backpack.

    7. A pair of these wonderful socks that'll send the message out loud and clear.

    8. A sticker of Smudge, the cat from that famous Woman Yelling at Cat meme that embodies your soul and spirit.

    9. Or an art print of the whole dang meme! That cat was you in another life! And now, that cat is you at the world 24/7.

    10. A book that'll teach you how to swear in different languages — now, this one is def a must-have. Take it with you wherever you travel.

    11. A slapstick square magnet to slap onto your fridge because this is the kind of fridge decor you need.

    12. A ghoulish bag of loose leaf tea to upgrade your tea fix because when you're out for blood, well, you can settle with the blood of Kali.

    13. A Garfield graphic tee that kind of just states what you're actually thinking all the time in any given situation.

    14. A perfectly snarky wooden sign you can place on your desk and then make dagger eyes at anyone who dares to disagree.

    15. A Game of Thrones iron throne for your eggs because your eggs are as worthy, as cold, and as callous as you are to rule breakfast for the rest of your days.

    16. A coffin cookie cutter to bake cookies with a not-so-subtle message for everyone who annoys you. Bonus points if you write their names too.

    17. A hidden message cushion that can be personalized to announce your meanest, ugliest statement but in a super classy way. It's great as a gift or decor for your own home.

    18. A pretty shirt with an equally pretty statement that warns everyone to steer clear of you. You need like, seven different versions of this shirt tbh so you can wear one every day of the week.

    19. An oven mitt perfectly suitable for someone who just can't deal anymore.

    20. A sarcastic candle that'll totally get you and do its job of scenting up the place. Fragrances range from earthy black ashwood to roasted coffee to vanilla cupcake.

    21. Death Wish coffee to mimic how your soul feels when you've had a really, really, really (is that enough reallys?) long day.

    22. A set of notepads that just might connect with your exasperated soul.

    23. A set of funny ceramic plant pots that understand you *and* prove to everyone that you do have a sense of humor, even if you feel like hissing all the time. Two birds with one stone and all that.

    24. An official blah button that'll make LOL-worthy "blah" phrases in 12 unique ways so you can painlessly and humorously get out of conversations you have no interest in with people who irritate you to no end. (They'll learn their lesson after it's used on them once or twice!)

    25. A declarative sticker that you can put on your laptop, mirror, fridge, phone, face...anywhere people are sure to see it.

    26. A mini screaming goat figure — it's a real-life version of those viral screaming goat videos you love. Press the button whenever you need to let off some steam and startle everyone around you.

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