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Justice For Baby Carrots

We will not give in. We will not give up.

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For too long, the unsung heroes of this great nation have gone unsung.

Without the possession of mouths and modern language, baby carrots have been unable to sing. Their songs have gone unsung. Their thoughts have been unthought. Their feelings have been unfelt.
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Without the possession of mouths and modern language, baby carrots have been unable to sing. Their songs have gone unsung. Their thoughts have been unthought. Their feelings have been unfelt.

That changes now.

I, babycarrotluvr437, have devised a plan, nay a scheme, nay a plot, nay a horse with a baby carrot in its mouth, to solve this problem.

I, babycarrotluvr437, have devised a plan, nay a scheme, nay a plot, nay a horse with a baby carrot in its mouth, to solve this problem.

What we must do has always been evident.

I implore you, citizen, to join me.

I implore you, citizen, to join me.

Together, we must mount plastic babies onto every baby carrot in the land.

At last, the baby carrots will be able to sing their songs of freedom.

At last, the baby carrots will be able to sing their songs of freedom.

The reign of the adult carrot will end. The empire will crumble. The proletariat (baby carrots) will rise again.

Join me. And ignore this slanted propaganda: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/baby-carrots-are-liars_us_570d98cce4b03d8b7b9ec7f4

Join me. And ignore this slanted propaganda: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/baby-carrots-are-liars_us_570d98cce4b03d8b7b9ec7f4

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