So there I was. At my local grocery store. It was a Saturday. Or maybe it was a Sunday. This is all just setting the scene. So. Aisle 5. That's where this story begins. I didn't set out to gain carnal knowledge. But I turned the corner...and the knowledge basically just presented itself.
I couldn't believe this carnal knowledge! I never knew this before!
Carnal knowledge presents itself in mysterious ways.
I was learning so much about carnals on this trip...
This was some brand new carnal knowledge for me!
It felt like I was just beginning to truly learn about carnals. My schooling has just begun.
In the end, I realized I had a lot of learn about carnals...something which seems to lend itself to many different variations on classic foods, like gluten-free scoop-able pita chips.