Zoya Pants the tortoise of Tort-time.com provides her list of essential guide to #Blizzard Preparedness!
Charming the pants off you while taking over the world #Turtpocalypse
Spokes tortoise for tort-time.com. Able to scale garden walls twice her size when human isn’t looking.
Scales walls with the greatest of ease
Weymouth After Dark star presents his tribute to Tebow Time
Tell me these Justin Bieber stickers don’t look just like a condom…
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Zoya celebrates her birthday in style!
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