notchucknorris

As an elementary music teacher I get $350 a year (split between myself and the band/strings teacher) to cover all of my materials. And I do mean ALL of my materials, including pencils, paper, markers, posters, instruments, instrument repairs, etc. I teach every single kid in the school,… Read More

Meanwhile a student spit into my actual eyeball last week and my employer wouldn't let me leave to get checked out by a doctor because we're too short staffed in education at the moment, but yeah this seems like a meaningful use of products

My body doesn't produce sufficient serotonin, but this story does the job

I'll be honest here, I'm about to turn 40, I finally have the financial security to hire a monthly cleaner and it's been life changing. I set aside $50 per week to afford it. I have to straighten up before she comes, which forces me to tackle the clutter, and then she does the deep… Read More

This is an appreciation comment for Chris Hemsworth's triceps

I love the irony of Christians banning books for witchcraft and wizardry- don't y'all get together once a week to light candles and recite parts of a book together in order to change bread and wine into flesh and blood that you then consume to receive eternal life? Like... What part… Read More

I'm pushing 40 and lemme tell ya, there is SO much growing up and maturing and literal brain development that occurs between 20 and 30. I can't imagine 31 year old me wanting to date a 20 year old.

How dare you disrespect pierogi

David Bowie is perfection in Labyrinth and did ~things to me~ as a 12 year old, this blasphemy will not stand.

Here's a shameless plug for my elementary music wishlist. My budget is $300 annually, shared between me and the instrumental music teacher. https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2LL17NYG58HE9?ref_=wl_share