Community·Posted on Sep 20, 2021Couldn't Help But Notice That Some Monsters Are Straight Up Snacks, So I Ranked ThemThere's something about Frankenstein...by Alexandra LopezCommunity ContributorApproved and edited by BuzzFeed Community TeamFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 10. Gossamer Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Turner Entertainment I've always had a soft spot for gingers. Gossamer is a sensitive, misunderstood, glam king who understands the value and importance of self-care. 9. Pinhead Robert Zuckerman / © Dimension Films /Courtesy Everett Collection Hot Topic manager by day, kinky goth sex god by night. 8. Michael Meyers © Universal Pictures /Courtesy Everett Collection If there's anything we've learned about the show "You," it's that stalkers are very hot... unless you're my ex-boyfriend, in which case you need to stop showing up at my house wasted at three in the morning. Also, LinkedIn? Really?? 7. Oblina Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Nickelodeon Those lips, that body. Elegant, poised. She could legit be the face of Chanel. 6. Monster Energy Drink Moster Energy / Via amazon.com Not only does it taste like ass, it's also very addictive and will make your heart race! 5. Frankenstein © Abramorama /Courtesy Everett Collection If there's anything that we've learned from Jordan Catalano, it's that you don't have to be smart to be hot. This guy doesn't have much to say, which is hot, and he can probably lift me up with one arm, which is also hot. 4. Cyclops Courtesy Everett Collection A one-eyed monster. 3. Big Foot ©Lionsgate Films / courtesy Everett Collection Is he real or isn't he? Will he call or won't he? This guy has "f*ck boy with avoidant attachment issues" written all over him. He is ugly... but like, Adam Driver ugly. 2. Nicki Minaj's "Monster" Verse Young Money Cash Money Republic Ok, first things first she'll eat your brain. 1. Count Chocula General Mills Ok, so originally this was going to be Dracula, but this guy has his own lucrative business selling a product that he's very passionate about, which is sexy. He also opted for earth tones instead of traditional black vampire attire defining his own personal style, which is also hot.