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22 Things Guys That Are Only Friends With Girls Will Understand

Just don't say it to their face. You won't hear the end of it.

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1. When she says she's almost ready but you know she ain't even showered yet:

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I guess I'll just wait another 3 hours.

2. When you go out for dinner and everyone thinks you're the bad boyfriend for not paying:

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I had to listen to her boy troubles for three courses. I did my time.

3. When she starts talking about replacing her MAC concealer:

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Cool story bro. Really, tell it again.

4. When all the girls in the group pair off and you're just there like:

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Fine. I wanted to sit by myself anyway.

5. When you're 6'4 and the next tallest in the group is 5'3:

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I don't stand out at all.

6. When you see this face and know it's best to keep quiet:

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Ohhhh, you know she mad.

7. When they all start hating on men and you're just trying to step away from the situation:

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8. When a bitch fight breaks out:

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PUT THE WEAVE DOWN.

9. When you can't break it up so you just join in:

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I SAID STOP.

10. As a group you always did really well on Sports Day:

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11. When you've got to tell her her weave looks ratty:

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12. When she goes into the tanning salon looking like Casper and comes out serving 'this ain't orange it's mahogany' realness

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I wonder if Willy Wonka has any vacancies...

13. When she drags you shopping and starts picking out her outfit for the club:

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14. When she won't stop looking at herself in the mirror:

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15. When she says 'is my hair straight at the back?'

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I just can't do this anymore.

16. When you're the odd one out at the club because you're the only person in the group with your ass covered:

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Do I get mine out? Do I really want to show these bitches up? Do I really want to draw this much attention to myself? I should get it out, shouldn't I?

17. When the creep from the bar asks if she's got a boyfriend and you remember you're meant to be covering that role:

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Because the butch way I just said it sure fooled him.

18. When one of them says they need the toilet and suddenly everyone needs the toilet but you've got to wait outside because you've got a penis:

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WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE?

19. When they all see a camera come out:

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20. When you leave the club and she's found an alternative use for the pizza:

Yes that's right, I wanted foundation and hair extension with my pepperoni pizza.
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Yes that's right, I wanted foundation and hair extension with my pepperoni pizza.

21. When you hear her saying she doesn't put out on the first date:

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I've seen ATM's less busy.

22. When you're having an argument and you finally got the upper hand:

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This moment shall be remembered forever.

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