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13 Types Of Body Armor We Wish Really Existed Today

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1. Sunglasses that protect you from having to see your ex on the street:

2. A scarf that replaces offensive odors with a pleasant fragrance:

3. A hair clip that extends your wireless signal:

4. A sweater that repels all pet hair:

5. A chest plate that saves you from suffering a broken heart:

6. Earmuffs that make insults roll right off your back:

7. A helmet that provides a permanent personal bubble:

8. Mittens that stop you from sending that one email you'll regret:

9. Headphones that make you forget that song that's stuck in your head:

10. A hoodie that evaporates your tears when you're in public:

11. Sober goggles which make sloppy people seem charming and appropriate:

12. Pants that prevent you from getting too sore over mean internet comments:

13. And a fedora that blocks all the haters:

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