According to multiple sources the McDonalds Big Mac is the best menu item at McDonalds. It's everyones favorite! Who wouldn't love a double layer of sear-sizzled 100% pure beef mingled with special sauce on a sesame seed bun and topped with melty American cheese, crisp lettuce, minced onions and tangy pickles? It's the perfect combination of everything on the food pyramid.
Ben Affleck seen eating a McDonalds Big Mac in his car!
My story begins in the drive-thru line at my local McDonalds. I was taking a quick lunch before I had to be back at work. I already knew what I wanted - a #1 Big Mac meal with fries and a diet coke. I placed my order, paid, received my meal, and drove off; the same sequence of events like any other trip to McDonalds.
Heidi Klum enjoying a McDonalds Big Mac.
Only this day was a day like no other. As I drove off I joyfully reached in my McDonalds bag to pull out my Big Mac. All of my senses were tingling. As I stopped at a red light I opened the box my Big Mac was in and took a bite. As I started to chew I quickly realized something wasn't right. The joy I felt a few seconds early turned to fear and I had to pull over.
Katherine Heigl comfortably eats a McDonalds Big Mac with no shoes on.
Once pulled over, I frantically pulled apart my Big Mac and was shocked to find my Big Mac had no meat. "Where's the beef?" I asked myself. It wasn't missing one, but both layers of 100% pure beef deliciousness. I immediately felt like McDonalds didn't have my best intentions at heart and plotted to ruin my day. I am a good person, so why would McDonalds give me a Big Mac with no meat? I instantly started to cry because I finally realized what a broken heart felt like.
Katy Perry gluttonously eating a McDonalds Big Mac.
Distraught, I drove back to McDonalds and confronted the server. I asked her why she would serve me a Big Mac with no meat? Did she have something against me? Was I not worthy enough of receiving a Big Mac with meat? These are the questions that filled my mind. I just needed answers.
What I was expecting to find.
The server told me they mixed up orders in the drive-thru. The customer behind me ordered the same exact thing as me, except they ordered a Big Mac with no meat. [side note: what the fk is a Big Mac with no meat? Who does that?] She reassured me that I am worthy of receiving a Big Mac with meat and that it was a mistake on their part. She quickly handed me a Big Mac with meat and like that the dark cloud that was above me turned into a sun. I no longer felt the negative emotions I was feeling and felt happy once again. In the end I learned that McDonalds only wants to see me succeed.