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10 Dad Jokes For Literally Any Situation

A grate supply of cheesy jokes. And so it begins...

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1. When you want to impress the cute barista.

They will be begging for your number after you tell this gem.
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They will be begging for your number after you tell this gem.

2. When you desperately need to break the ice on a first date.

You basically just locked down a second date.
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You basically just locked down a second date.

3. When you have to schmooze the car salesman for a better deal.

Cue air horns.
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Cue air horns.

4. When you need to ease the tension at family game night.

This knee-slapper will definitely keep grandma from flipping over the table...again.
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This knee-slapper will definitely keep grandma from flipping over the table...again.

5. When you want to make a lasting impression during a job interview.

Only a fool would decide not to hire you after you show this caliber of potential water-cooler banter.
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Only a fool would decide not to hire you after you show this caliber of potential water-cooler banter.

6. When you have to mingle at your co-worker's Halloween party.

Not only will this joke make you the life of the party, but it will also help prove you are not a vampire.
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Not only will this joke make you the life of the party, but it will also help prove you are not a vampire.

7. When you are shoe shopping with your mother-in-law.

And maybe she will finally smile in your presence.
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And maybe she will finally smile in your presence.

8. When you are trying to get on your landlord's good side.

You will definitely get that stainless-steel upgrade in your kitchen after you tell this classic.
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You will definitely get that stainless-steel upgrade in your kitchen after you tell this classic.

9. When you need to butter up your S.O. before telling them you brought home a pet.

Awesome puns > asking for permission.
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Awesome puns > asking for permission.

10. When the time comes to name your child.

This bit will totally prove you can be trusted with other big decisions in your child's life.
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This bit will totally prove you can be trusted with other big decisions in your child's life.

From life advice to corny jokes, your dad taught you well! Remember to thank him this Father's Day with some help from Nordstrom.

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