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Which Disneyland Ride Should You Have Sex On?

Warning: Having sex at Disneyland is probably illegal. Having said that... take this quiz.

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Which Disneyland Ride Should You Have Sex On?

You got: Space Mountain

You're the type of person who loves living on the edge. You seek the thrill of something new and adventurous. You've always wanted to make love under the stars, so have at it.

Space Mountain
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You got: Splash Mountain

You're down for a wet and wild ride. You'll feel the thrill of LSD-inspired animatronics that will cater to your... ZIP-A-DEE-DOO-DAH. You'll have enough time before you reach the climax of the ride, where you drop and scream and get all wet. So take it slow.

Splash Mountain
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You got: Pirates of the Carribean

Seriously, what else are you going to do in this ride? It's a nice and slow boat ride through some beautiful landscapes. Don't mind the pirates, explosions, and Johnny Depp. They only add to the romance of the whole thing. Just be careful with the diners in the beginning... unless you're into that.

Pirates of the Carribean
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You got: Hollywood Tower of Terror

You seek the adrenaline rush. That up and down motion will be tricky to adapt to but you can get used to it. Everybody dreams of doing it in an elevator. Well, here's your chance.

Hollywood Tower of Terror
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You got: It's a Small World

You like your sex to be happy and cheerful. Welcome to the gold mine. Many have tried, but few have succeeded. The ambience and the speed is slow enough for you and your mate to ROCK THAT BOAT. If you manage to get through the ride without being caught, congratulations. You deserve a statue built in your honor.

It's a Small World
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You got: Haunted Mansion

Sure, it's a little dark and scary, but it will cater to the goth inside you. The Haunted Mansion is eerily romantic, so take advantage of the speed of the ride, and don't be afraid to try something new.

Haunted Mansion
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