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22 Random Stoner Thoughts As Told By "Dragon Ball Z" GIFs

"I'm not high. I promise."

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1. "Yeah... man... I'm... feeling... it..."

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2. "Hey, does anyone want this last slice of pizza? Anyone? Anyone? OK, then... IT'S MINE!!! I'M TAKING THE FUCKING PIZZA!!!"

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3. "Yeeuh... yeeuh... wuh... wuh... yeeuh... yeeuh!"

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4. "Somebody crop dusted. Let's smoke another bowl... to cover the smell."

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5. "FUCK YEAH!!! WHO'S THE SHIT?! WHO'S THE SHIT?! I'M THE SHIT!!! FUCK! ALL! Y'ALL!!!"

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6. "Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?! COME AT US, BRO!!! SHOW YOURSELF!!!"

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7. "Hmm... This burger is a little overcooked... I asked for medium rare... This tastes more medium well... Should I complain? Nah... Although I did pay 20 bucks for this burger... Maybe I'll just write a respectful email to the chef after I leave."

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8. "Bacon?"

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9. "BACON."

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10. "OWWWWW!!! FUCK YOU LEGOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

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11. "AIN'T NOBODY HAVE TIME FOR YO' SHIT!"

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12. "Bro... what the fuck is this shit? I'm floating. I'M LITERALLY FLOATING!"

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13. "Look at my eyes... DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M HIGH, OFFICER?!?!"

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14. "I'm HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGRY!!!!!!"

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15. "ME TOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

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16. "I'm not drunk. I'm not drunk. Look! See?! If I was drunk would I be able to do this?"

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17. "Paddycake? Paddycake? Who wants to play paddycake? You wanna play paddycake? WHO WANTS TO FUCKING PLAY PADDYCAKE?!"

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18. "... I'll play."

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19. "YO... YO... YO... YO... YO... YO... YO... YO... YO... YO... YO... YO... YO... YO... YO... YO... YO... YO... YO... YO... YO... YO... YO... YO..."

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20. "Nah, fool."

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21. "♫Raindrops keep falling on my head♫ ... I don't know the rest of the lyrics."

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22. "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...!!!!!!!!"

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