1. When you see a hot person staring at you from across a bar and you put on your "sexy eyes":
2. Your "we're about to have crazy monkey sex" dance:
3. When you're about to have a hot and steamy affair that's so wrong it's right:
4. SEXY DEATH GLARE:
5. When your realize your date is kinda dumb but you're willing to overlook that fact because they're oozing with sex:
6. When you're at an orgy and you see that someone brought a camera:
7. When you're using Hot Cheetos as foreplay:
8. SEXY "WTF ARE YOU DOING?" LOOK:
9. The moment you realize your public speaking skills just turned on the entire front row:
10. What you do after kicking out your one night stand so they don't feel too bad about themselves:
11. When your super sexy S.O. says, "Unfortunately, we can't have sex on the piano."
12. How you serenade your S.O. to get them in ~the mood~:
13. When you feel that hot, sexy vibe all over yourself and you just can't handle it:
14. When you're talking about your super kinky sex life:
15. When you're casually standing next to your new sex mobile:
16. When you've been invited to a threesome but you don't quite know how to start:
17. When things get WAAAAAAY too kinky for your taste:
18. SEXY PUPPY DOG EYES:
19. The way you warm-up before having super kinky role-playing Joker sex:
20. Your "sexy mom in pajamas" dance:
21. How you woo an environmentalist:
22. And finally, when you just can't handle...
...that hard and sexy...
SEX!
