1.
When your S.O. who's been away for three months, returns and tells you that they're in ~the mood~:
2.
When someone "steps up" and challenges you to a dance-off:
3.
When you and your friend arrive at a pizza party super hungry, only to realize there's one slice of pizza left:
4.
When you tell your S.O., "Hey, you have such a beautiful, fat ass":
5.
When you're eating at IHOP and you accidentally spill some strawberry syrup on yourself:
6.
When you're at a concert and there are people standing RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU:
7.
How you feel after you and your S.O. have been ~sleeping~ all night:
8.
The way your S.O. looks at you when they see you flirting with someone else at a party:
9.
When you see someone choking and you don't really know how to perform the Heimlich maneuver:
10.
When you're waiting in line to pee and then someone cuts right in front of you:
11.
The international sign for "Let's get a taco":
12.
When a light on the ceiling goes out and you can't find a tall-enough ladder to reach it:
13.
When your friend keeps complaining about a pain in their back and they wont shut up about it:
14.
Shrooming in a fun house:
15.
When you congratulate someone for coming up with an absolutely FANTASTIC idea:
16.
When you're swatting a fly that happens to be on someone's face:
17.
When a horrible human being tries stealing your Doritos:
18.
When you're standing up to the man:
19.
When your neighbors are causing a ruckus next door:
20.
When you're on a first date and they point out a stain on your shirt:
21.
When someone says "LOL" in real life instead of just laughing:
22.
It's a cold day and you got a runny nose but you still want to look like a badass:
23.
How you feel when you make a perfectly valid point that wins an argument:
24.
And finally, when you accidentally punch someone in the stomach while posing for an Instagram photo:
