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18 Reasons Why Flirting In The Club Is the Absolute Worst

Clubbing sucks.

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4. When you find yourself alone at a club, you'll constantly check your phone because it's better than standing around looking at random strangers.

5. You'll spot someone you'd like to talk to, but they're in a group of three or more people, and you'll be like, "NOPE!"

Nickelodeon

You: "Hello everybody!"

Your inner voice: "HELP! HELP! SOMEBODY BE MY WINGMAN!!!!"

6. When you finally start talking to someone you like, you'll start talking about nonsensical stuff that you don't care about.

20th Century Fox

You: "Where you from? Cleveland? I love Cleveland! CLEVELAND ROCKS!"

Your inside voice: "WTF ARE YOU DOING?! You've never been to Cleveland!"

9. You'll damage your vocal chords because you're constantly screaming at them over the loud music.

Cartoon Network

YOU: WOULD YOU LIKE A DRINK?!?!?!

THEM: WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!

YOU: I SAID... WOULD YOU LIKE A DRIIIIIIINK?!?!?!?!?!

10. You will try and make yourself sound more sophisticated than you actually are.

DreamWorks

You: I'll get a rum and coke for the lady and I'll get myself a glass of your finest Charles Shaw.

11. You'll say something sarcastic as a pickup line and then realize they don't know your sense of humor and they probably think you're a total jerk.

12. You will laugh at all their jokes because, you know, you're attracted to them. Even if you can't hear the punchline over the damn music.

16. When they're not interested in you, you'll feel the energy of the conversation go out the window, and you won't know how to leave the sinking ship.

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