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18 Reasons Why Flirting In The Club Is the Absolute Worst

Clubbing sucks.

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4. When you find yourself alone at a club, you'll constantly check your phone because it's better than standing around looking at random strangers.

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5. You'll spot someone you'd like to talk to, but they're in a group of three or more people, and you'll be like, "NOPE!"

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You: "Hello everybody!"

Your inner voice: "HELP! HELP! SOMEBODY BE MY WINGMAN!!!!"

6. When you finally start talking to someone you like, you'll start talking about nonsensical stuff that you don't care about.

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You: "Where you from? Cleveland? I love Cleveland! CLEVELAND ROCKS!"

Your inside voice: "WTF ARE YOU DOING?! You've never been to Cleveland!"

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9. You'll damage your vocal chords because you're constantly screaming at them over the loud music.

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YOU: WOULD YOU LIKE A DRINK?!?!?!

THEM: WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!

YOU: I SAID... WOULD YOU LIKE A DRIIIIIIINK?!?!?!?!?!

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16. When they're not interested in you, you'll feel the energy of the conversation go out the window, and you won't know how to leave the sinking ship.