1.The fans who just found out Mexico is playing five minutes before kickoff.
2.The Chicharito Fan Club
Female fans love this man to DEATH. He's got the looks, he's suave, he plays for Manchester United, and he's the face of the Mexican national team. Nevermind that Javier "Chicharito" Hernandez is struggling to carry the team. That doesn't matter. To them, this man is an Adonis. He's in the same hotness league as Cristiano Ronaldo and David Beckham. All Chicharito fans want is to see him move around and give them a wink every once in awhile. In those rare occasions when Chicharito does score a goal, well, ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE.
3.The "Jose Ramon Fernandez" Wannabes
4.The "Aztec Warrior" Fans
5.The "I'm just happy to be here" fans.
6.The fans who will jump ship the second things start looking grim.
iPINCHES TRAIDORES! We know who you are! You'll start out rooting for Mexico in the beginning, but as the tournament drags on and you see the Tricolor about to get eliminated, you suddenly switch over to another team. You are the WORST. General rule of thumb in sports: Pick a team. Stay with the team. And if the ship goes down, you better damn well drown with it because THAT'S WHAT FANS DO (just ask Mets fans). So next time, if you switch teams when Mexico hasn't been completely eliminated and root for a "better" team, stay gone. We don't want you.
7.The fans who cry when Mexico gets eliminated from the World Cup.
In conclusion, it doesn't matter what type of fan you are. We want to see LESS of this:
And MORE of this:
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