46 Thoughts People Have While Getting Tacos At 2 A.M.
Anytime is a good time for a taco al pastor.
1. I am officially drunk.
2. I am also officially hungry.
3. It's exactly 2:02 a.m.
4. I could go to sleep or...
5. I COULD EAT SOME FUCKING TACOS!!!!
6. I will only get two tacos.
7. Two tacos al pastor and that's it.
8. I'm on a diet.
9. Diet has the word "die" in it.
10. Whoa! Look at that thing...
11. Fuck, that looks good.
12. Look how he slices that meat.
13. It just falls off that thing.
14. It looks so juicy.
15. Look at the way the fire touches the surface of the meat.
16. Such a beautiful —
17. OH SHIT! LOOK HOW HE SLICES THAT PINEAPPLE!
18. Am I the ONLY one who just noticed that?
19. I want to know the name of the person who thought it was a good idea to add pineapples to tacos.
20. That person is a genius.
21. The greatest culinary breakthrough probably ever.
22. There should be a statue built in their honor.
23. Fuck it. I'm ordering THREE tacos al pastor.
24. "Hi! Could I get SIX tacos al pastor and a Jumex?"
25. I'm sprinkling some cilantro.
26. A taco is not truly a taco without cilantro.
27. If you don't put cilantro on a taco, you're a terrible person.
28. Never date anyone who refuses to put cilantro on their taco.
29. It is totally acceptable to break-up with someone for their lack of cilantro appreciation.
30. I need to drench these tacos in salsa verde.
31. Chopped onions.
33. I need this in my mouth right now.
34. *Biting into taco*...
35. Oh fuck, this tastes so good.
36. SO FUCKING GOOD.
37. THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MOMENT OF MY LIFE!!!!
38. THE CILANTRO!!!! THE FUCKING CILANTRO!!!!!
39. The meat is so crispy around the edges.
40. So tender and juicy in the middle. The juice! Oh, the fucking juice.
41. The salsa verde, the meat, the cilantro, the onions, and the pineapple are having an orgy in my mouth.
42. It's the best orgy ever.
43. This is love.
44. I'M SWALLOWING!
46. This is how I feel right now: