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88 Thoughts People Who Played "Back To The Future" On Nintendo Will Understand

Great Scott! This is horrible!

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1. OMG! I FINALLY HAVE THE BACK TO THE FUTURE VIDEO GAME!!!!!!!

2. This is gonna be awesome!

3. I can't wait to play it!

4. I'm sticking it in!

5. ::inserts cartridge into NES::

6. Hmmm.

7. Doesn't seem to be working.

8. ::removes cartridge::

9. ::inserts cartridge back in::

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10. OH MY GOD!

11. YES!!!!

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12. THIS IS SUCH AN AWESOME TITLE SCREEN!

13. Hmmm. This music is... interesting.

14. ::presses start::

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15. HILL VALLEY!!!!

16. It looks ridiculously small. Only four buildings in the entire town.

17. It probably sucks to live in Hill Valley.

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18. Oh, cool! I guess that's Marty there.

19. Marty looks funny with a black tank top.

20. Actually, it doesn't look like Marty at all.

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21: WHO ARE THESE DUDES?

22. Are they supposed to be Marty and his siblings from the movie?:

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23. I don't really see the resemblance here.

24. I guess 8-bit doesn't do them justice.

25. Anyway...

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26. So I'm moving vertically.

27. Are those clocks?

28. I guess I have to collect the clocks?

29. Those clocks look like penguins.

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30. Is that a lady with a hula hoop?:

31. Yeah, I totally remember her from the movie.

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32. Are those giant... bees?

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33. Who the hell is that dude? Is that Biff? Doesn't look like Biff.

34. This guy has a weird looking head and a red tank top.

35. I suppose this is what a bully looked like back in 1955?

36. Are we in 1955?

37. I'm confused.

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38. Who are those dudes and why are they walking back and forth?

39. Apparently, 1955 was littered with fallen garbage cans, inconsiderate assholes, and giant radioactive mutant bees.

40. Did the makers of this game watch the movie?

41. This level looks so grey. There's no exciting color. It's all just one big block of grey.

42. I know this is 8-bit but Universal still made a decent colorful game out of Jurassic Park.

43. I may not have lived in that era, but I'm pretty sure 1955 looked more colorful than this.

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44. Aaaaaaand it's over.

45. I guess the level just ends? No boss?

46. Maybe the next level will be better?

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47. It's the exact same level.

48. Some variety could do this game some good.

49. ::twitch::

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50. Ooooooh! A skateboard!

51. Yeah!

52. GO MARTY!

53. COLLECT THOSE CLOCKS!

54. SPEED!

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55. And it's over.

56. What does the next level look like?

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57. Uhhh...

58. Maybe if I keep playing, it'll get better.

59. This music is starting get on my nerves.

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60. This game is starting to get on my nerves.

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61. This game has nothing to do with the movie.

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62. THIS GAME

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63. IS

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64. TERRIBLE.

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65. FINALLY! Something different!

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66. I guess this is Lou's cafe?

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67. Whoa!

68. What the hell?!

69. Who am I?

70. Am I behind the bar?

71. I gotta throw root beers at these fools?

72. This wasn't in the movie!

73. These controls make absolutely no sense.

74. This is a terrible camera angle!

75. I'M GONNA DIE!

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76.. Wait – what?

77. So, apparently I didn't die.

78. I am so confused.

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79. Head for the school?

80. YES!

81. Maybe things will finally change!

82. Maybe this game still has a chance.

83. Maybe I'll get to see Doc Brown.

84. Maybe I'll get to fight Biff!

85. Maybe this wont actually be a total waste of my time.

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86. Nope.

87. Same shit, different color.

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88. Fuck it, homes.

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