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    Updated on Aug 25, 2020. Posted on May 21, 2014

    This Is Why You Don't Let Fans Pick World Cup Team Slogans

    This is what happens when you let the internet decide things.

    Hyundai held a competition that allowed fans to submit slogans for their national teams. The winners would have their slogans emblazoned across the side of their team's bus.

    Here are the winners (yes, these are real):

    1. Algeria

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    The desert warriors are indeed in Brazil.

    2. Argentina

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    You don't say?

    3. Australia

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    Get it? Because, like, Australia has kangaroos.

    4. Belgium

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    That's impossible.

    5. Bosnia and Herzegovina

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    FYI, Dragons play soccer.

    6. Brazil

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    Westeros is apparently playing in the World Cup.

    7. Cameroon

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    Cameroon = Consistency.

    8. Chile

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    GO SYLLABLES!

    9. Colombia

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    Colombia fits in a bus.

    10. Costa Rica

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    You go Costa Rica!

    11. Ivory Coast

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    "Screw it. We'll just send a stampede."

    12. Croatia

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    If it worked for Rocky, it'll work for Croatia.

    13. Ecuador

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    How many players are on the Ecuadorian national team? One.

    14. England

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    Fun fact: Shakespeare was born in England.

    15. France

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    Yes, it is. It's "impossible."

    16. Germany

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    One cliché.

    17. Ghana

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    Astronomers would disagree.

    18. Greece

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    Do they really?

    19. Honduras

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    Honduras is both a country and a nation.

    20. Iran

    21. Italy

    22. Japan

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    This one is actually pretty badass.

    23. South Korea

    24. Mexico

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    Until Spain arrived... (too soon?)

    25. Netherlands

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    Orange is the new pink.

    26. Nigeria

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    A lot of teams tend to forget this (*cough* CRISTIANO RONALDO *cough*).

    27. Portugal

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    You can't predict the future, silly Portugal.

    28. Russia

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    WRONG SPORT, RUSSIA!

    29. Spain

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    Revised slogan: "FUCK ALL Y'ALL! THE CHAMP IS HERE!"

    30. Switzerland

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    The Swiss apparently have tickets to see the World Cup final.

    31. Uruguay

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    Uruguay has THREE MILLION DREAMS! Suck it, Germany!

    32. United States

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