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    Updated on Aug 25, 2020. Posted on May 21, 2014

    This Is Why You Don't Let Fans Pick World Cup Team Slogans

    This is what happens when you let the internet decide things.

    Hyundai held a competition that allowed fans to submit slogans for their national teams. The winners would have their slogans emblazoned across the side of their team's bus.

    Here are the winners (yes, these are real):

    1. Algeria

    The desert warriors are indeed in Brazil.

    2. Argentina

    You don't say?

    3. Australia

    Get it? Because, like, Australia has kangaroos.

    4. Belgium

    That's impossible.

    5. Bosnia and Herzegovina

    FYI, Dragons play soccer.

    6. Brazil

    Westeros is apparently playing in the World Cup.

    7. Cameroon

    Cameroon = Consistency.

    8. Chile


    9. Colombia

    Colombia fits in a bus.

    10. Costa Rica

    You go Costa Rica!

    11. Ivory Coast

    "Screw it. We'll just send a stampede."

    12. Croatia

    If it worked for Rocky, it'll work for Croatia.

    13. Ecuador

    How many players are on the Ecuadorian national team? One.

    14. England

    Fun fact: Shakespeare was born in England.

    15. France

    Yes, it is. It's "impossible."

    16. Germany

    One cliché.

    17. Ghana

    Astronomers would disagree.

    18. Greece

    Do they really?

    19. Honduras

    Honduras is both a country and a nation.

    20. Iran

    21. Italy

    22. Japan

    This one is actually pretty badass.

    23. South Korea

    24. Mexico

    Until Spain arrived... (too soon?)

    25. Netherlands

    Orange is the new pink.

    26. Nigeria

    A lot of teams tend to forget this (*cough* CRISTIANO RONALDO *cough*).

    27. Portugal

    You can't predict the future, silly Portugal.

    28. Russia


    29. Spain

    Revised slogan: "FUCK ALL Y'ALL! THE CHAMP IS HERE!"

    30. Switzerland

    The Swiss apparently have tickets to see the World Cup final.

    31. Uruguay

    Uruguay has THREE MILLION DREAMS! Suck it, Germany!

    32. United States

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