1. After spending three hours trying to find parking: "WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I FIND PARKING?! FML!!!"
2. "OMG. WHAT THE HELL ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE DOING HERE?!"
Being at a mall, shopping for last minute gifts, will make you lose all faith in humanity.
3. For those without kids: "I am never having kids. EVER."
4. For those with kids: "Why did I bring the kids? WHY DID I HAVE KIDS?!"
5. When you've been waiting in line to pay for the last 30 minutes: "I should've used Amazon."
6. "Wait – 50 fucking dollars for a toaster?! ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!"
7. "What if we don't do Christmas this year? Would that really be the worst thing in the world?"
8. "What if I give my family love this year instead of gifts."
9. "I haven't bought my S.O. their present yet.........................."
10. "My arms are getting tired."
11. "So are my legs."
You know what? I might just be out of shape... :(
12. "I kinda want a Cinnabon."
13. "I wonder who's singing this version of 12 Days of Christmas."
14. "Note to self: If you ever have a baby, don't bring them to the mall."
I mean, just... look at them.
15. "I kinda feel like I need to get Starbucks because the red cup would blend into this Christmas shopping experience..."
16. "That's a huge fucking line! FUCK IT!"
17. "Is it me, or does it look like a tornado just swept through H&M?"
Look at this mess left by the after Christmas Sale shoppers in Great Mall at H&M. Yikes... 😧😬😱
18. "OK. How many times are they going to play "12 Days of Christmas"?"
19. "Note to self: Don't look at your bank statement for the next two weeks unless you want to get your heart broken."
20. "I wish I could buy everyone a gift card. But then it looks like I made no effort at all."
21. "I can't seem to find a good gift for this person. It's totally OK to buy them a bottle of Jack Daniels. Right?"
22. "What should I get my parents? What are my parents into? Oh my God, I don't know my parents at all!"
23. "I have a headache. A FUCKING HEADACHE! WHY AM I STRESSIN'? CHRISTMAS SHOULD NOT BE THIS STRESSFUL! I STILL HAVE TO COOK!"
24. "You know what I need?"
25. "I love Christmas."
