1. After spending three hours trying to find parking: "WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I FIND PARKING?! FML!!!"
2. "OMG. WHAT THE HELL ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE DOING HERE?!"
Being at a mall, shopping for last minute gifts, will make you lose all faith in humanity.
3. For those without kids: "I am never having kids. EVER."
4. For those with kids: "Why did I bring the kids? WHY DID I HAVE KIDS?!"
5. When you've been waiting in line to pay for the last 30 minutes: "I should've used Amazon."
6. "Wait – 50 fucking dollars for a toaster?! ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!"
7. "What if we don't do Christmas this year? Would that really be the worst thing in the world?"
8. "What if I give my family love this year instead of gifts."
9. "I haven't bought my S.O. their present yet.........................."
10. "My arms are getting tired."
11. "So are my legs."
You know what? I might just be out of shape... :(
12. "I kinda want a Cinnabon."
13. "I wonder who's singing this version of 12 Days of Christmas."
14. "Note to self: If you ever have a baby, don't bring them to the mall."
I mean, just... look at them.