9. You have to love a man with a ‘stache. A nice, well-groomed, ‘stache. Such a beautiful fucking ‘stache.
18. I don’t care what anyone says, I play his solo albums on repeat while I work out. And shower. And sleep.
19. “Love Kills” is the greatest ’80s song ever – Wait, check that –IT’S THE GREATEST SONG EVER.
Sorry, Eddie Murphy, but “Party All the Time” has been dethroned.
- Donald Trump keeps questioning polls and insisting he's winning, even though most show he's behind nationally.
- Obamacare premiums will jump an average 25% in 2017, but officials say subsidies will keep costs low for most people.
- French authorities have begun moving thousands of migrants and refugees from the makeshift "Jungle" camp in Calais.
- These parents came up with maybe the best dirty Halloween couple's costume ever. Parents ftw 😂👏