9. You have to love a man with a ‘stache. A nice, well-groomed, ‘stache. Such a beautiful fucking ‘stache.
18. I don’t care what anyone says, I play his solo albums on repeat while I work out. And shower. And sleep.
19. “Love Kills” is the greatest ’80s song ever – Wait, check that –IT’S THE GREATEST SONG EVER.
Sorry, Eddie Murphy, but “Party All the Time” has been dethroned.
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