OK, so I got a lil' confession to make: I may or may not be drunk at the moment. But you know what's the best thing to eat when you're drunk AF? A DANGER DOG! centurybargrill / Via instagram.com Fuck yeah... So, what exactly is A DANGER DOG you ask? Well, this beautiful, sexy, messy Mexican monstrosity is a perfectly cooked bacon-wrapped hot dog. jt24hr / Via instagram.com Topped with grilled onions, bell peppers, grilled jalapeños, ketchup, mustard, mayo, and if you're feeling extra dangerous, melted nacho cheese. You'll often hear these dogs sizzling in pork fat on outdoor baking trays, creating an alluring, aromatic smell in the streets of Tijuana, Hermosillo, and Los Angeles. arapscallion / Via instagram.com Yes, everybody has a different name for them (Dirty Dog, LA Street Dog, Sonoran Dog, Heart Attack), but for simplicity's sake, let's call 'em "Danger Dogs." Let's not forget about the unlicensed street vendors, turning over those danger dogs with their $2 tongs, waiting for you outside of the club, ready to satisfy your drunchies. ryanr0berts / Via instagram.com They're like guardian angels of your drunken stupor. Danger dogs are like the holy grail...with great power comes great responsibility, so your stomach better be ready for it. jokeisup / Via instagram.com They don't call them danger dogs for nothing. They're a nightmare for the Los Angeles Department of Health. And if your stomach ain't ready to contain THE POWER...well...bad things will happen and Jesus will be disappointed. But nevertheless, the danger dog is a culinary adventure. cheeseburgerchang / Via instagram.com It's a beautiful nightmare, full of intrigue, joy, and a little horror. elsuperbrooklyn / Via instagram.com It's a one night stand. tokymoky / Via instagram.com The danger dog will seduce you with its sexual appetite and colorful kaleidoscope of glistening pork fat-soaked veggies and chiles. darmaccessories / Via instagram.com And all you want to do is take it home with you, and put that big fat succulent sausage in your mouth. isaiahishot / Via instagram.com Mmmmm... the_andrewfang / Via instagram.com Yessssssss... kingdaddyo / Via instagram.com All hail THE DANGER DOG! hunnyssweettreats / Via instagram.com And Pepto Bismol...because the regret can be too real.