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Can You Make It Through This Post Without Craving A Danger Dog?

Satisfy your hunger with the D.

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OK, so I got a lil' confession to make: I may or may not be drunk at the moment. But you know what's the best thing to eat when you're drunk AF? A DANGER DOG!

So, what exactly is A DANGER DOG you ask? Well, this beautiful, sexy, messy Mexican monstrosity is a perfectly cooked bacon-wrapped hot dog.

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Topped with grilled onions, bell peppers, grilled jalapeños, ketchup, mustard, mayo, and if you're feeling extra dangerous, melted nacho cheese.

You'll often hear these dogs sizzling in pork fat on outdoor baking trays, creating an alluring, aromatic smell in the streets of Tijuana, Hermosillo, and Los Angeles.

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Yes, everybody has a different name for them (Dirty Dog, LA Street Dog, Sonoran Dog, Heart Attack), but for simplicity's sake, let's call 'em "Danger Dogs."

Let's not forget about the unlicensed street vendors, turning over those danger dogs with their $2 tongs, waiting for you outside of the club, ready to satisfy your drunchies.

Danger dogs are like the holy grail...with great power comes great responsibility, so your stomach better be ready for it.

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They don't call them danger dogs for nothing. They're a nightmare for the Los Angeles Department of Health. And if your stomach ain't ready to contain THE POWER...well...bad things will happen and Jesus will be disappointed.

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