19 Thoughts Only Bad Catholics Would Understand
OMG. I'm going to hell.
Your main thought during Mass: "I'm hungry. Is this almost over?"
"Is it me or is the church choir performing REALLY bad today?"
When listening to the priest delivering the homily: "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"
On Friday during Lent: "Steak or Salad?... Steak."
On Sunday: "Go to church or sleep in?... Sleep in."
"Will anyone notice if I mumble through the Rosary?"
"If we never go to church throughout the year, why do we have to go on Christmastime?"
When doing the traditional Catholic ceremonies during Christmastime: "Are we doing this for the sake of faith or for the sake of tradition?"
When drinking alcohol: "If Jesus approved of wine, then I'm sure he'll approve of me chugging it."
"Does the priest truly care about my confession or is he just phoning it in?"
"Do I reeeeeeeeeally have to wait till marriage before having sex?"
"Is it bad that I can't remember a single passage from the Bible?"
When it comes time to kneel during Mass: "What would happen if I just don't do it?"
When Benedict XVI was Pope: "This Pope kinda sucks. John Paul II was better."
"What am I giving up for Lent? How about... nothing. Sorry Jesus."
When going to CCD as a kid: "I don't know what I'm doing here. I just want to know what a Communion wafer tastes like."
When taking the Communion wafer for the first time: "This... doesn't taste like anything. Not gonna lie, kind of a let down."
And when the wafer would stick to the top of your mouth: "The body of Christ is really sticky."
"It's OK. I'll just confess on Sunday."
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