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19 Thoughts Only Bad Catholics Would Understand

OMG. I'm going to hell.

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5. On Sunday: "Go to church or sleep in?... Sleep in."


If God is everywhere, why do I have to go to church? Why can't I just pray from the comfort of my bed? Does God not want me to be comfortable?

8. When doing the traditional Catholic ceremonies during Christmastime: "Are we doing this for the sake of faith or for the sake of tradition?"

Like, for real. How many of these Rosaries, baby Jesus cradlings, and extra midnight Masses are we fully investing our souls into?

10. "Does the priest truly care about my confession or is he just phoning it in?"


A priest is not God. They are human, like everyone else, and they're doing a job. And just like any other job, it's hard to care ALL THE TIME.

15. "What am I giving up for Lent? How about... nothing. Sorry Jesus."

Yes, I could say I'll give up chocolate for 40 days but then I'd be lying. And as we all know JESUS DOESN'T LIKE LIARS.

16. When going to CCD as a kid: "I don't know what I'm doing here. I just want to know what a Communion wafer tastes like."

17. When taking the Communion wafer for the first time: "This... doesn't taste like anything. Not gonna lie, kind of a let down."

You always thought it would taste like something sweet. It doesn't. It doesn't taste like anything.

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