1. When you buy a lighter every time you go to the corner store, but you can't find it when you truly need it.
2. When you drop your glass pipe and it breaks, because – you know – glass.
3. The frustration of having to roll up a joint when you've run out of options.
4. When dispensaries close at an obscene hour.
5. When you underestimate the power of an edible.
6. Trying to contain your giggles in a public setting.
7. When you have to meet your family in a couple of minutes but you don't have any eye drops.
8. When you're pumped up and ready to study for your final and then you accidentally smoke indica instead of sativa.
9. Seeds in your buds.
10. Toking while on a diet.
11. When your Medical Marijuana card expires and you have to pay $40 for a new one.
12. When it's an emergency, the struggle of having to find someone with a Medical Marijuana card to buy your stuff.
13. When you start coughing up a lung and your chest feels like it's burning in the inside and it actually feels like this:
14. Smoking weed that's over a week old.
15. When you smoke waaaaaaay too much and you feel like someone is following you, but none of your friends believe you.
16. Pot lip.
17. When you find yourself staring at random shit for a long time.
18. When you let way too much smoke build up in your bong.
19. When you've smoked all the weed in the pipe and you accidentally start inhaling ash.
20. When you go onto the internet to look up something but then you forget why you were on the internet in the first place.
21. When you're at the movie theater, and you bust out your vaporizer, only to realize that you forgot to charge it up.
22. When you have a hard time convincing people that you're actually more productive when you smoke.
23. And finally, convincing people smoking weed is quite possibly the greatest thing you can do.
