In the show, Kevin had an older brother. This guy:
WAYNE ARNOLD WAS THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT TO EVER COME ACROSS A TELEVISION SCREEN.
And here's why:
1.Wanye's incredible jackassery was especially awful throughout Season 3, when he blatantly embarrasses his brother Kevin in front of his crush.
2.We never see Kevin enter the car, so for all we know, Kevin had to run home.
3.And he STILL has the audacity to justify his douchiness.
4.He's an inconsiderate asshole who doesn't give two shits if the bathroom is occupied.
5.This 16-year-old scumbucket does not have a sense of personal space or PDA etiquette.
6.It's not even 7:00 A.M. and this pimple face is already poisoning the Arnold household with his annoying personality.
7.When Kevin got a pimple, he went to Wayne to see if he could use his pimple cream. But Wayne pretty much told him to go fuck himself.
8.After Kevin finally gets a date with his crush, Wayne agrees, in front of their parents, to drop off Kevin at the mall.
But he doesn't, because Wayne is a backstabbing Judas who couldn't care less about his own flesh and blood.
9.So what does Wayne do? Wayne goes bezerk and drives around dangerously, in an effort to scare the shit out of his little brother.
10.But Wayne, too busy laughing at his own brother's misery, doesn't see there's a broken down car in front of him and crashes into a cornfield.
11.That's right. Wayne almost killed his own brother because of his unbelievable douchebaggery.
12.But after the car came to a halt, for the first time ever, we see Wayne show a hint of compassion toward his little brother.
13.And for a brief moment, we see Wayne and Kevin enjoy a genuine moment of laughter.
14.But, no. Because the next day, we see this:
Wayne didn't learn shit. He is shit. He's not only the worst brother in television history, but he's an example of how low humanity can get. He has no self-respect or respect for his family and he is a soulless piece of garbage.
Wait, no. Garbage isn't the word I'm looking for. Wayne is ultimately a...