1. Overcooked steak.
2. Finding out that you're dating a vegetarian.
3. The moment you realized you were eating imitation crab all along.
4. Getting scolded by your doctor for having ridiculously high cholesterol.
6. Loving soft bacon and getting crispy bacon.
7. Loving crispy bacon and getting soft bacon.
8. VEGAN BACON.
9. While we're at it... TURKEY BACON.
10. When your stomach has no more room for steak.
11. When your co-workers suggest "that new vegetarian place" for lunch.
12. Getting dirty looks for eating the gristle and fat of a steak.
13. The struggle of loving chicken nuggets.
"Pink slime" might not even be in chicken nuggets, but that image will stay in your brain forever anyways.
14. Going to a BBQ restaurant on your first date.
There is no suave way to eat ribs.