Yo, you're about to witness the most sizzling man-on-man action, so break out the wine coolers and the silk hand fans because...WORLDSTAR!!!
So, this is Alejandro "Alex" Lombardo Villavicencio (played by actor and professional eye candy William Levy). He's the main protagonist of the hit telenovela Sortilegio.
And this is Bruno Albéniz Sarmiento (played by Mexican SEX GOD David Zepeda). Here he is lounging like a beautiful daffodil on a warm sunny day.
A little context: These two stepbros are in love with the same woman (Maria Jose), so they got some intense beef with each other. In this scene, their beef is about to turn into some serious carne asada.
So, Alex starts out by interrupting his stepbrother's beauty sleep and threatening him about getting near María José.
And Bruno gives exactly zero fucks.
But then, just before Alex heads out the door, he jacks Bruno's iPhone...
Bruno gets up and tries getting his phone back.
So Alex THRUSTS Bruno's smokin' hot body onto the bed, like a sexy rag doll in distress.
And so, WE GOT OURSELVES A GODDAMN FIGHT!
Bruno chases after Alex...
...and PUNCHES HIM IN THE BACK!
And Alex is like...
So Alex clocks Bruno right in his beautifully chiseled jaw, causing him to crash against a bookcase and awkwardly knock over a vase.
The two grapple each other like ancient Greek wrestlers slathered in baby oil. We have this beautiful cinematic shot of Alex's suit rubbing up against Bruno's ultra manly pectoral muscles.
Shit gets so intense, they knock over a tree.
They roll around on the ground like two blood-THIRSTY animals, but all the camera can focus on is Bruno's fine ass clothed in some skintight, cadmium yellow underwear.
They choke their way into the common area, where Alex pushes Bruno against a wall, causing a $5.99 Ikea painting to fall off the wall.
Oh Lord... ::FANNING INTENSIFIES::