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22 Sentences That Will Truly Annoy L.A. Natives

Kale. Stop talking about Kale.

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1. "OMG. You must go to the beach all the time."

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No. I don't. As a matter of fact, I hate the beach.

2. "So, do you, like, see famous people out on the street?"

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Yes. Justin Bieber pumped my gas the other day. I told him to give me a full tank and he only gave me half. It happens.

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3. "Don't you just looooooooove waking up to sunny blue skies and perfect temperatures?"

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You get over it after week two of life.

4. "Kale is so L.A."

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May I remind you that kale is a goddamn vegetable.

5. "I WANNA SEE THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME!!!"

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You're not from around here are you?

6. "I WANNA GO TO THE GETTY MUSEUM!!! OMG!!!"

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The Getty is a pain in the ass to get to and... it's kinda vanilla. But it's OK, tourist. You should go anyway. Someone needs to keep stimulating our economy.

7. "Can we go to San Francisco?! WE'RE SO CLOSE TO IT!!!"

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No, we're not. California is kiiiiiiiiiiiinda big.

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8. "Beverly Hills is so great."

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Beverly Hills is a cesspool of humanity.

9. "These are great but not as great as New York tacos."

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

10. "OMG. You live in South Central? Doesn't Snoop Dogg live there?"

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No.

11. While on a tourist partybus in Hollywood: "L.A., BABY!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHH!!!!!"

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Don't EVER say that.

12. "Oooooooooooh! Pink's Hot Dogs is, like, my favorite hot dog EVER!"

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Go to Downtown L.A. and get a dangerdog from one of the street vendors. Cheaper, better, and NOT OVERRATED.

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13. "I got myself an apartment in East K-Town."

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Nope. You got yourself an apartment in MacArthur Park. BE PROUD.

14. "We should go up to the Hollywood sign!"

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The Hollywood sign is a glorified street sign that SOMEHOW became a tourist attraction.

15. "Juice cleanses are such an L.A. thing."

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Just because it was made popular by rich people does not make it an L.A. thing.

16. "Everyone in L.A. is so blonde and skinny."

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Clearly, all your information about L.A. you've received from The Hills.

17. "WE SHOULD TOTALLY GO TO VEGAS!!!! VEGAS BABY VEGAS!!!!

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People work, yo.

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18. "You must've been pumped when the Kings won the Stanley Cup."

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No one gives a shit about hockey. We're in fucking Los Angeles.

20. "East L.A.? Ew. No."

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Don't like East L.A.? That's cool. East L.A. doesn't like you either, making it the best place in all of L.A.

21. "I had to take a bus from Hollywood to Santa Monica. It was awful."

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Well, some people gotta trek from Montebello to Malibu on three buses and a train to go clean rich people's houses. So, sorry for the bus trip?

22. "WEST COAST BEST COAST."

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STFU. BYE.

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